Fat as I am.
Who wants to
see a diva fat as I am?
I get
mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it
that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera's
gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the
way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get
as fat as I am?
"Try it
again."
All of my
friends say I should diet again;
That all my
fans are gonna riot again.
"Look
what happened to Liz."
All of my
sins
are not as
numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could
audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the
biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but
what's a career
when you put
it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could
park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I
got the gas!
There goes
the chair.
But to tell
the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a
meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't
give a damn
when you're
fat as I am!